If you don't have anything nice to say...

Since I don't have anything nice to say, I thought I'd share some of my oldest son's latest sayings.

On the way to small group:
"Mommy, Wooly [our group leaders' dog] doesn't have a bible. Wooly is TROUBLE! We should read bible stories to her."

Wanting to play with his little brother:
"Can I pet Noah?"

After wetting his bed:
"My big boy bed is BRO-KEN. Tomorrow, you need to buy me a new one."

After spilling some juice:
"Tomorrow, you need to buy a new house."

Before going to sleep:
"I am going to stretch out my arms in my big boy bed and fly, or something."

While hugging his little brother:
"No, Mommy, Noah is a GIRL."

In the busy restroom of a department store:
"You can do it, Mommy. You can potty. Lookie there. You did GOOD potty, Mommy. I'm so proud of you."